Got my copy of Elixirs and Remedies today. Had to buy it..
Also, liking the new Weezer album, am wondering why I haven't heard of Ben Christophers before and may not like The Robot Ate Me as much as I thought (going to give them a try though..)

Uncorrected personality traits

that seem whimsical in a child

may prove to be ugly

in a fully grown adult

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Lack of involvement with the father,

or over-involvement with the mother,

can result in lack of ability

to relate to sexual peers

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And in homosexualleanings,

narcissism, transsexuality

girls from the waist up

men from the waist down,

attempts to be your own love object

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Reconcile your parents to you

by becoming both at once

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Even Marilyn Monroe was a man,

but this tends to get overlooked

by our mother-fixated,

overweight, sexist media

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So, uncorrected personality traits

that seem whimsical in a child

may prove to be ugly

in a fully grown adult

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If you give in to them

Every time they cry

They will become little tyrants

But they won't remember why

Then when they are thwarted

By people in later life

They will become psychotic

And they won't make an ideal husband or wife

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The spoiled baby grows into

the escapist teenager who's

the adult alcoholic who's

the middle-aged suicide

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OY!

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So, uncorrected personality traits

that seem whimsical in a child

may prove to be ugly in a fully grown adult